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The Evolution of a Programmer

High School/Jr.High

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END

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First year in College

program Hello(input, output)
begin
writeln(´Hello World´);
end.

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Senior year in College

(defun hello
(print
(cons ´Hello (list ´World))))

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New professional

#include
void main(void)
{
char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
int i;

for(i = 0; i !!!!!! set L30,%o0
call _printf,1
nop > cmp %o0,%i5
bne L2000000
nop
mov 0,%o0
b L2000001
nop
L2000000:
mov 0x1,%o0
L2000001:
call _exit,1
nop
LE26:
ret
restore
LF26 = -96
LP26 = 96
LST26 = 96
LT26 = 96
.seg "data"

0000000 0103 0107 0000 0060 0000 0020 0000 0000
0000020 0000 0030 0000 0000 0000 0054 0000 0000
0000040 033f ffff 8200 63a0 9de3 8001 1100 0000
0000060 9012 2000 4000 0000 0100 0000 ba10 0008
0000100 1100 0000 9012 2000 4000 0000 0100 00 ba10 0008
0000100 1100 0000 9012 2000 4000 0000 0100 0000
0000120 80a2 001d 1280 0005 0100 0000 9010 2000
0000140 1080 0003 0100 0000 9010 2001 4000 0000
0100 0000 81c7 e008 81e8 0000 0000 0000
0000200 4865 6c6c 6f2c 2057 6f72 6c64 0a00 4865
0000220 6c6c 6f2c 2057 6f72 6c64 0a00 0000 0000
0000240 0000 000c 0000 0608 0000 006e 0000 0010
0000260 0000 060b 0000 006e 0000 0014 0000 0286
0000300 ffff ffec 0000 0020 0000 0608 0000 0060
0000320 0000 0024 0000 060b 0000 0060 0000 0028
0000340 0000 0186 ffff ffd8 0000 004c 0000 0386
0000360 ffff ffb4 0000 0004 0500 0000 0000 0000
0000400 0000 000a 0100 0000 0000 0000 0000 0012
0000420 0100 0000 0000 0000 0000 001a 0100 0000
0000440 0000 0000 0000 0020 5f6d 6169 6e00 5f70
0000460 7269 6e74 6600 5f73 7472 6c65 6e00 5f65
0000500 7869 7400
0000504

% axe_generate -f system.uhdl
Application ´Exchange´ generated
2324042350000000 source code lines
No Errors detected.
Hardware retrieval...done OK
Certification Test...done OK
Packing..............done OK
Delivery.............done OK
Application ´Exchange´ delivered to customer
3456000 bytes/sec.
End processing, 2345 seconds.

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Ultra high level programmer

system.uhdl :

SYSTEM
CREATE ScreenWin
SIZE 20000000/Unit=One
DESTINATION Order.dest[One]
OUTPUT CHARACTER[´Hello world´]
END
END

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New Manager

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END

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Middle Manager

mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12

Bob, could you please write me a program that prints
"Hello, world."? I need it by tomorrow.

^^D

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Senior Manager

% zmail all

I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.

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Chief Executive

% message
message: Command not found
% pm
pm: Command not found
% letter
letter: Command not found.
% mail
To: ^^X ^^F ^^C
> help mail
help: Command not found.
what
what: Command not found
need help
need: Command not found
damn!
!: Event unrecognized
exit
exit: Unknown
quit
%
% logout

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